| Act III Scene 3 Enter USL – Sing Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked…dost thou live by thy music? | No, sir, I live by the church. |
| Art thou a churchman? | No such matter sir. I do live by the church, for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church. |
| I warrant thou art a merry fellow and carest for nothing. | Not so, sir. I do care for something; but in my conscience, sir, I do not care for you; If that be to care for nothing, sir, I would it would make you invisible. |
| Art not thou lady olivia’s fool? | No, indeed, sir. Lady Olivia has no folly. She will keep no fool, sir, till she be married, and fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings; the husband’s the bigger. I am indeed not her fool, but her corrupter of words. And words are very rascals since bonds disgraced them. |
| Thy reason, man? | Troth, sir, I can yield you none without words, and words are grown so false I am loath to prove reason with them. |
| I saw thee late at Orsino’s garden. | Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun; it shines everywhere. I would be sorry, sir, but the fool should be as oft with your master as with my mistress. I think I saw your wisdom there. |
| Nay, an thou pass upon me…Hold, there’s sixpence for thee. | Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard! |
| By my troth, I’ll tell thee…Is Olivia within? | Would not a pair of these have bred, sir? |
| Yes, being kept together and put to use. | I would play Lord Pandarus of Phrygia, sir, to bring a Cressida to this Troilus. |
| I understand you, sir. ’tis well begged. | My lady is within, sir. I will construe to them whence you come. Who you are and what you would are out of my welkin; I might say element, but the word is over-worn.leave through center off stage left (leave how you entered) |
| Act 4 Scene 1 Enter DSRenter sebastian and feste | Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you? |
| Go to, go to, … let me be clear of thee. | Well held out, ‘i faith! No, i do not know you; nor I am not sent to you by my lady, to bid you come speak with her; nor your name is not Master Cesario; nor this is not my nose either. Nothing that is so is so. |
| I prithee foolish greek…I shall give worse payment. | By my troth, thou hast an open hand. These wise men that give fools money get themselves a good report. |
| Hold sir or I’ll throw you o’er the house. | This will I tell my lady straight. I would not be in some of your coats for two pence. Exit up center and to stage left |
| Act 4 Scene 2 Enter Upstage RightNay, I prithee, put on this gown and this cap…I’ll call good Toby the whilst. | Well, I’ll put it on, and I will dissemble myself in’t, and I would I were the first that ever dissembled in such a gown. I am not tall enough to become the function well, nor lean enough to be thought a good student; but to be said an honest man and a good housekeeper goes as fairly as to say a careful man and a great scholar. The competitors enter. |
| LOOK AT THIS ONE!Jove bless thee, master Pedant. | Bonos dies, good Toby: for, as the old hermit of prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc “That that is is”; so I, being Dr. Pedant, am Dr. Pedant; for, what is “that” but that, and “is” but is?LOUD MUSICWhat, ho, I say! Peace in this prison! (Repeat.) |
| Who calls there? | Dr. Topas the pedant, who comes to visit Malvolio the lunatic. |
| Sir Topas…go to my lady. | Out, hyperbolical fiend! How vexest thou this man! Talkest thou nothing but of ladies? |
| LOOK AT THIS!!Sir topas, never was man thus wronged…bound me here in hideous darkness. | Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most modest terms, for I am one of those gentle ones that will use the devil himself with courtesy. |
| I am not mad, Dr. Topas…this house is dark. | Madman, thou errest. |
| I say this house…I am no more mad than you are. | Fare thee well. Remain thou still in darkness. Fare thee well.go to mariah and toby SL |
| To him in thine own voice, and bring me word…come by and by to my chamber. | Hey Robin, Jolly Robin, Tell me how thy lady does |
| Fool! Fool I say | Who calls, ha? Master Malvolio? |
| Ay, good fool. | Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits? |
| Fool, there was never a man so notoriously…as thou art. | But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be no better in your wits than a fool. |
| They have propertied me…and do all they can to face me out of my wits. | Advise you what you say. The pedant is here.Malvolio, Malvolio, thy wits the heavens restore. Endeavor thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain bibble babble. |
| LOOK AT THIS!!Sir topas! | (As Topas – SR) Maintain no words with him, good fellow.(Feste) Who, I sir? Not I, sir. God be with you, good Dr. Topas.(As Topas) Mary, amen.(As Feste) I will, sir, I will. |
| LOOK AT THIS!!Fool, fool, fool, I say! | Alas, sir be patient. What say you sir? |
| Good fool…as any man in Illyria. | Well-a-day that you were, sir. Bur tell me true, are you not mad indeed? or do you but counterfeit? |
| Believe me, I am not. I tell thee true. | Nay, I’ll ne’er believe a madman till I see his brains. I am reproved for speaking to you. Adieu goodman devil. |
| Fool, Fool I say!! | nod to fabian follow behind them |
| Act 5 Scene 1 Enter Up Right, crossing through and circling right of the bench with FabianBelong you to the Lady Olivia, friends? | Ay sir; We are some of her trappings. |
| I know thee well; how dost thou…it may awake my bounty further. | Marry, sir, till I come again, sir.Exit CS Up Left |
| If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt, you have … nothing by a bloody coxcomb.DSL – helping Toby because he’s wounded and taking him SR of BenchThat’s all one…didst see Dick Surgeon, sot? | cross to oliviaO, he’s drunk, an hour agone; his eyes were set at eight ‘i the morning. |
| Get him to bed, and let his hurt be looked to. | help Toby up, exit up center and off right. |
Twelfth Night: Feste – Act II (Acts 3-5)
July 31, 2019